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Jul 25

Witt & Wisdom: Daddy’s birthday

By Suzi Witt | Witt & Wisdom

It’s my husband James’ birthday. I thought that snow arriving later today (thus a probable day off work) was enough of a present. But no. What he really wanted was all sodding 12 of the bloody fire alarms in the house to go off at 3.05am like screaming bloody hyenas prompting Mummy, Daddy and three kids […]

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Jul 23

Witt & Wisdom: Holidays with the Kids

By Suzi Witt | Witt & Wisdom

This week, Mummy and Daddy took their 3 perfect darlings on holiday to Lanzarote.   Ah holidays.It is of course half term in the UK so Mummy and Daddy get to pay 3 x the sodding normal price to go on ‘holiday’.  Mummy and Daddy usually spend the first two days of their holidays reminiscing about when […]

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Dec 24

When Mummy Santa Got Busted…

By Suzi Witt | Witt & Wisdom

24 December 2017Mummy Santa just got busted putting presents under the tree having scoffed all the food left for Santa….Mummy: [Standing there with two presents when the boys enter. Drops said presents as she jumps] The boys: “What are you doing? And oh no! Where is Santa’s food?” Mummy: “errrrr errrmmm…. [f**k f**k f**k….]. Well. You see…urm… Yes. […]

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